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Conception miracle? Infertile couple makes kids

This is a pretty profound story, folks, so I just thought I had to share what I found on the Internets.

User green is going to be a new father.  Perhaps this immaculate conception is further proof of God.

User green is going to be a new father. Perhaps this holy unexpected conception is further proof of God.

As you can see, user green from Yahoo Answers had a hormonal problem that prevented him from getting his wife pregnant.  I can imagine his woe as they tried time and time again, and prayed for the strength to get through.  Alas, they finally stopped trying.

But six years later, they met joy when some power (not saying it’s God, but all the facts are here for you to make up your own mind) finally made his wife pregnant through FAITH.  Some may question their faith.  Heck, when I read that they were papists, even I did.  But I see the power of Providence in his wife’s womb.  And in a few months time, when they are amidst the sounds of a baby’s wails, they will realize that they are not just lucky but blessed.

Blessed by whom?  Well, it’s great that you’d ask that.  Secularist leftists and Barry Hussein’s thought police will do whatever they can in these tumultuous times to discredit theists and conservatives who believe in God.  It’s been happening before (viz. President Bush was unjustly criticized for saying that God made him make certain decisions like going to Iraq), but ever since the 2008 election, it’s been open season for people who persecute Christians.

So I think that God has sent us a deliberate sign by allowing this Miracle Baby’s conception.  He wants us to know that He’s out there.  And He’s watching.  He’s hearing our voices.  He’s seeing our anger.  He’s making sure that Kenyan B. Hussein doesn’t destroy us.  He’s standing by our candidates of justice.  And he’ll be there in the voting booths in 2010 when we take back what’s our.  He’ll be there in the Oval Office on January 20, 2013, when President Palin moves our country forward towards the Sunbeam of Righteousness.

That is destiny.

FOX-White House war reaches feet of Czar Feinberg

Comrade Feinberg smiles at the camera.  He is the face of evil.

Comrade Feinberg smiles at the camera. He is the face of evil.

The Washington Bureau chiefs of five TV networks refused to play along with Barry Hussein’s crusade against FOX News on Thursday when the White House refused to let FOX participate in the interview of Obama’s pay czar, the Special Master for Executive Compensation Kenneth Feinberg.

The press pool said they would refuse to go ahead with any interviews if FOX was not also permitted the same privilege. In your face Obama! That will teach the Executive Branch to try to tell the press what to do, just as it does to US everyday. The press is good.  The press is our righteous guardian against the excesses of a corrupt, terror-filled government.

But I’m not saying the press is good though. The press is evil and leftist. They are biased. And they will do whatever they can to undermine our true watchdogs, FOX. We must be ever vigilant against the left-wing media, who is obviously trying to brainwash us into accepting Czar Feinberg.

Here’s my prediction, and don’t tell me I didn’t tell you so when it happens. The press is already posturing to select the next president. This time, it might very well be Czar Feinberg who takes the reigns of power from Fuhrer Hussein. Here’s how I see it — the press pool was forcing Obama’s hand into letting Feinberg onto our TVs and into our homes. From here on out, they will praise him and make him a new celebrity. Sooner or later, he’ll be delivering speeches to crowds in the thousands in Berlin, and voila. He’ll be in the Oval Office chair.

But we’ve got to remain cautious. We know what’s coming. Give a little to a true patriot — not a comrade. Give it to Sarah Palin.

God bless America. I’ll be back soon, but I’m checking in and out of the hospital sporadically due to something my doctors call bleeding-from-my-ears-due-to-Obama-phobia.

Palin releases memoir title

She fights for the common man and even woman.  She spits in the face of rabid spin doctors like Katie Couric, Charlie Gibson, and Tina Fey, the doppelganger of doom.  Sarah Palin is a winner through and through.

Sarah Palin will leave a lasting mark on American history.

Sarah Palin's memoir is coming out soon. There is no doubt she will leave a lasting mark on American history.

Sarah Palin has released the title of her new memoir Going Rogue: An American Life.  So simple.  So elegant.  The former Alaska governor and current Republican boon finished the 400-page sure-fire fall bestseller in four months.  It is set to hit bookstores (in hardcovers as thick as her resolve) on November 17!

This is great news.  We knew Sarah had work ethic, but to finish such a long book months before a deadline is amazing.  400 pages?  Amazing.  I know people who haven’t even read books that long.  Let’s put that number in context.  Consider the age of the Earth.  Now imagine you had to spend one year per each page of Sarah’s memoir.  So how much of God’s given time would you spend reading about Sarah’s life?

Who said conservatives couldn't do math?  A doggone idiot.

Who said conservatives couldn't do math? A doggone idiot, that's who.

So it’s pretty long and hard, yet in classic Palin-esque style, she still managed to pump it out in record time.  Just think about it.  She was a victim of Obama’s recession — she herself lost her job.  She’s just like us; Sarah’s an everyman, only she wears lipstick (yet isn’t a transsexual).  She fights for the common man and even woman.  She spits in the face of rabid spin doctors like Katie Couric, Charlie Gibson, and Tina Fey, the doppelganger of doom.  Sarah Palin is a winner through and through.

Propagandists like Couric attempt to defame Palin.  They do it because she's a woman.

Propagandists like Katie Couric attempt to defame Palin. They do it because she's a woman.

Let’s analyze Sarah’s choice of memoir title, Going Rogue: An American Life.  Of course, it’s genius; there is a powerful holistic synergy of these five simple words adorning her covers.  We can’t pretend to be able to fully understand the title , but let’s try our best word-for-word:

Going: Well, Sarah has already proven herself a maverick by her unsurpassed enthusiasm for oil drilling, her unmatched communication skills at monster truck rallies, and her unique perspective on Bering Sea geography.  She is much better at burning bridges (hint hint) than she is at building them, and that’s a quality that’s quite rare in politicians today.  Don’t even get me started about Trig.  It takes courage to bring your disabled child with you when there are assassins both literally and figuratively lurking in the darkest corners of our evil world.

The addition of the suffix -ing could mean two things.  Yeah, it could just be a past participle referring to the past.  But it could also mean that she will be even more out-of-the-box in the future!  Could this be a hint that she will be running for PRESIDENT in 2012?!  Golly, I would keel over in an orgasm of political satisfaction and roll around on the most grime-filled road for a full five minutes if Sarah decided to run with the same passion and sincerity we have all come to expect from her throughout these months.  You have my word on that.

Palin winks during the 2008 Vice Presidential debate.  Some say she is the next Great Communicator.

Palin winks during the 2008 Vice Presidential debate. Some say she is the next Great Communicator.

Rogue: Hey, so the second word of her title shines new light on the situation.  She has been an outsider all her life, and she will continue to be an outsider in the years to come!  Either that, or, according to Merriam-Webster, she’s a hitchhiking vagrant.  That would certainly explain her college years, moving from institution to institution with such gentle conviction.

An: The separation of the title by a colon really suggests sophistication on your part, Sarah.  It was a great move!  That’ll fool those elitist egghead liberal readers.  Adding the “an” really solidifies that effect.  If you had gone with Going Rogue American Life, we would still understand you, Sarah, but it just wouldn’t be the same.

American: I argue it’s the most important part of the whole title, and heck, maybe even the whole book.  It should be called Going Rogue: An AMERICAN Life, because in the grand scheme of things, it doesn’t matter if she’s a maverick who speaks for the oppressed with every breath and does God’s work with every step — if she isn’t a red-blooded American, she wouldn’t matter to me or to her 400 million supporters.  And we thank God everyday that she is.  She would do a much better job than Obama of leading OUR nation with her innate wisdom on domestic and foreign affairs.  She would plow her way through the snow of our economic troubles (the so-called “recession’).  She would also be a much more effective commander-in-chief than Barry because soldiers couldn’t escape duty by challenging the legitimacy of her presidency.  She would be TOUGH on terror; if she could manage the Terrible Twos five times over, she could take this on in a jiffy.

Unlike SOME people, she was born in this great country and understands our core values as she knows the difference between being a real American and being the other kind.  Unlike SOME people, her spouse was never involved in anti-government separatist (AKA terrorist) groups.  Unlike SOME people, she doesn’t pal around with mean people who don’t care about our collective future.  I’m just saying.  America is the greatest country in the land, and it’s only fitting to have a tribute to it in the title of what could be the most important book of the next thirty years.

Palin supports our troops and will do whatever she can to improve their well-being. She even supports giving them pets to help combat loneliness.

Palin supports our troops and will do whatever she can to improve their well-being. She even supports giving them pets to help combat loneliness.

Life: Alas, the final word really ends it beautifully.  Life is such a wonderful thing.  From the pretty little hands of a business executive to the hustle-and-bustle of an Alaskan toddler, life makes the world go round and round.  Sarah respects ALL life, no matter if it’s the fetus hiding out in the cavernous womb or the American soldier hiding out in an Iraqi cave.

It’s all the same to her.  And elected or not, she is our leader, the best representative of life in America.  This memoir title decision is only the first of what will prove to be a hailstorm of great decisions by our promising pit-bull-soccer-mom-stegosaurus politician called Palin.  Go Sarah!  The nation deserves you!  This memoir will set up your run really well!  Keep tweeting!  2012 all the way!