Obama’s real birth certificate recovered?

Well, this is breaking.  And by breaking, I mean back-breaking for liberal wingnuts.  Obama’s real birth certificate may have been recovered:

This is the alleged birth certificate.  The facts are on our side.

This is the alleged birth certificate. The facts are on our side.

If this is real, it proves he wasn’t born in America.  There is no doubt the liberal media will try to spin this and make us look like we’re the ones who don’t know what we’re talking about.  Well, as you can see here, the facts are on OUR side.  Their empty words and violent protests won’t be able to hide the truth.  Our children will read the history books and know which side fought with honor.  We are the true Americans.

Orly Taitz was probably right after all.  We owe her a national holiday for leading one of the best investigations in America since it is now as clear as the windows of a Westboro church that Obama cannot legally serve.  I can see it now: O RLY DAY.

I would also like to thank our brave congressmen like Trent Franks (R-AZ) for demanding to see Mr. Hussein’s REAL birth certificate.  Well, Mr. Franks, this is a victory not only for us but also for freedom.  I am glad to know we still have a few gems of liberty in the decaying halls of Congress.  I love this country.

We will keep searching for more clues about Obama’s past.  Who knows, we may dig up more certificate-related data.  But that’s just me presenting the facts.  What do YOU think?

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Universal Studios conspired to elect Obama?

While Universal Studios had a selfish agenda in supporting Africa above America, the repercussions of their logo and casting decisions run deeper than they may have expected.   As they shovel their hedonism down our throats, Hollywood prances around with the naïve, uninformed belief that Barry is who he says he is.

My brothers and sisters, I must confess that earlier today, I gave into temptation and watched a Hollywood movie — that damnable Devil-spawn that studies have shown brainwashes us into the secular, sex-filled lifestyle of the West coast.  It was produced by Universal Studios, and even in my two-hour popcorn-enriched moment of weakness, I maintained my ever-appreciated keen sense of observation.  I saw something fishy in the Universal Studios logo:

The globe

The globe is set on the terror-filled country of Africa.

Take a closer look as it goes on:

It's turning, it's turning.

It's turning, much like I do in bed while having nightmares about our future.

And here is comes, a name that could only be matched by “Lucifer” itself:

Universal Studios.

Universal Studios.

Bam!  If you are a vigilant patriot like me, you must be asking why the Universal Studios globe logo was centered on the nation of AFRICA, of all places, when the company is based in the good ol’ U.S. of A.?

Hmm, I wondered.  There isn’t much that comes from Africa that relates to America, is there?

But wait!

Barry Hussein OBAMA comes from Africa, specifically Kenya.  It’s obvious that Universal Studios, like the rest of left-wing Hollywood, is trying to indoctrinate us and our children into being “tolerant” of foreign countries – particularly Obama’s birthplace.  When we finally prove to the ENTIRE American public that Barry was born in Kenya by distributing his REAL un-American birth certificate, everyone will see the light.

Respected dentist Orly Taitz battles the liberal media in revealing the truth about Obama's citizenship.  She loves freedom so much.

Respected dentist Orly Taitz battles the liberal media in revealing the truth about Obama's citizenship. She loves freedom so much.

But until then, monsters like Universal Studios will continue to brainwash many Americans into rejecting our LEGITIMATE concerns about the illegality of the Obama pseudo-presidency.  Colluding with numerous other horsemen of the Armageddon, the production company already managed to coerce us into voting for this clown back in November 2008.  (I’ll address the voter fraud concerns in a later post, my friends.)

And besides the logo, it’s clear that Universal Studios has always supported that black supremacist agenda by releasing a disproportionately high number of African American movies with very scary themes.  Blacks only made up 13% of the US population in 2008, but according to the National Film Study Institute, about 56% of Universal Studios characters are black.  That’s awfully fishy for a company that claims to be committed to diversity.  When you release movies like American Gangster, which is all about black people dealing drugs and shooting whites to avenge their slave ancestors (it’s been hundreds of years now, can we just forget about it now?!), you’re forced to ask why they call us the ones who are racist!

I see so-called “blaxploitation” movies like that and Ray and wonder why this company is so bent on encouraging racial rifts in this great country of ours.  It’s like they’re throwing us back to the days of Malcolm X.  It’s no wonder they were so intent on putting a Black Panther in office.  The reasons for Universal and the rest of Hollywood wanting the most liberal thug of our times to hold the reigns of power are clear.

They want the corrupt government, and in turn the good American people, to accept their ghastly lifestyle.  They expect us to bow down in submission as we allow them to carry on their unholy carnival of sex and drugs; they expect us to sit back like cuckolds as they rape the very memory of Our Savior.  It’s no wonder God whips them annually with forest fires and earthquakes.

While Universal Studios had a selfish agenda in supporting Africa above America, the repercussions of their logo and casting decisions run deeper than they may have expected.   As they shovel their hedonism down our throats, Hollywood prances around with the naïve, uninformed belief that Barry is who he says he is.

Do you want one of these near your child?

Do you want one of these near your child?

But the fact remains – it’s clear Obama supports Islamofascist terrorists not only because his socialist policies are in clear violation of American values but also because he IS a Muslim in disguise.  He is closing down Gitmo because he wants to ship the most dangerous terrorists of the last century into our neighborhoods.  Just imagine a time when your little son’s tennis game is interrupted by a turban-man blowing himself up at the service line.  Imagine a time when your little daughter’s Bible studies are interrupted by the unforgiving clacks of an AK-47.  That time is the future according to Obama.  And that’s what Universal Studios – knowingly or unknowingly, but probably knowingly – has ushered in for America.

It’s like you’re asking for a nice cold Budweiser and they’re giving you heroin.  We the people are telling you, Universal Studios, to stop with the force-feeding of internationalist agendas.  It’s your responsibility to listen to the American people.  That’s how capitalism works.  I pray that you listen to the voices shouting in your ear just as I do for my own voices – listen!  Instead of pumping out raunchy propaganda like Frost/Nixon (defaming a brave president), Knocked Up (encouraging promiscuity), Mr. Bean’s Holiday (why couldn’t he take “holiday” in America instead of sissy tax-and-spend France?), and Inglourious Basterds (featuring too much cruel and unusual killing, and we all know liberals can’t spell), they should do the American people a favor and release some good old-fashioned conservative movies like Left Behind and The Birth of a Nation.  I would pay to see those.

Most experts agree that the films of yesteryear best captured the American spirit. Hollywood's current atmosphere suggests these golden days are over.

Most experts agree that the films of yesteryear best captured the American spirit. Hollywood's current atmosphere suggests these golden days are over.

So wake up!  This is a slap in the face of all Americans.  This so-called American film company has been nothing but supported by the good faith of the American people for years upon years, and this is how they repay us — by shoving some foreign towelback agenda down our throats?  Well, I won’t be having any of it.  We can continue to be sheeple, go to the theaters, pop those DVDs in our TVs, and sit back in apathy.  Or we can do something about it.  If all Americans stop watching these movies and quit financing these Hollywood mongrels, then the liberals will be stopped dead in their tracks.  The purchasing power of the American people is the only thing that keeps ’em afloat, as we  know non-Americans are too poor to watch movies.

There are some who will try to put doubt (the Devil’s puppet string) in your minds by muddying the waters and saying that my observation is misguided.  But I tell them they are falling for the age-old logical fallacy called ad pedanticum, which happens when you have to nitpick to prove a conclusion that does not stand up against the downpour of our FACTS.  The left-wing media often falls for this fallacy, which is one reason why they’re always so biased.

Some of these no-gooders might argue that the Universal Studios logo only starts off at Africa and turns to include other parts of the world.  But I laugh at these fools!  Why should we be forced to see other parts of the world, which are by default inferior to us, in the logo?  Why should we be forced to accept them?  If you ask me, the globe in the logo should only show the USA in the whole segment.  Just one simple static image of good ol’ America is all I ask for.  And scratch out socialist Canada and leper-filled Mexico while you’re at it.

These naysayers got it wrong.  This is much more than an issue of some crummy movie studio logo.  Our country is being taken over by the moneyed, elitist fiends of Hollywood.  But don’t take my word for it.

The facts are laid out here for all you to see.  Is this just a string of innocent coincidences leading up to the election of the most dangerous ruler in modern history?  Or is it yet another brainwashing attempt by the multi-billion dollar liberal film industry to sensitize us into accepting a president (or ahem, pseudo-president) from Africa?  You decide.

Glenn Beck: Person of the Year 2009?

TIME would do the right thing by picking Glenn.  He’s shown nothing but courage all these years in the face of the socialist agenda.

Incoming reports indicate neutral FOX NEWS commentator Glenn Beck is being considered for TIME Person of the Year.  Of course, if he receives the so-called honor, he would have  shared it with the likes of Barry Hussein and another certain socialist fascist of yesteryear whose name rhymes with Zitler.

Adolf Hitler was the 1938 TIME Person of the Year.  Glenn Beck might be this year's Person of the Year.

Adolf Hitler was the 1938 TIME Person of the Year. Glenn Beck might be this year's Person of the Year.

You might be wondering why I call it a “so-called” honor.  Well, it is precisely because people can do anything from exterminating millions of people to dismantling the inherent fabric of our fragile society and still be recognized by that piece of literature — that ageless bastion of toxic liberal ideas — TIME magazine.  Our children are forced to read it in school and, God forbid, look up to these so-called People of the Year for inspiration.  I don’t know about you, but I certainly wouldn’t want MY future son to grow up to be the next Hitler.  Or even worse — the next Barry.

“So what?” you might say.  “At least they’re honoring Mr. Beck now.”

Well, that’s just the problem — inconsistency of principles.  I don’t care if you’re a trauma surgeon who saved thousands of lives in the operating room.  If you decide to pull the plug on my little Bubba just because the “tests” (the same “tests” you used to “prove” evolution, eh?) show he’s brain-dead, you’ve broken your code.  You’ve disobeyed God’s will.  You’ve mangled your own medical principles.  Let’s not even go into what should happen to you if you decide to abort a precious fetus in COLD blood.  I don’t care how many babies you save — you are a monster.

Glenn Beck is overcome by emotion as he fights the nefarious forces against us.  Beck cares a lot about the real American people.

Glenn Beck is overcome by emotion as he fights the nefarious forces against us. Beck cares a lot about the real American people.

TIME would do the right thing by picking Glenn.  He’s shown nothing but courage all these years in the face of the socialist agenda.  As a good ol’ Florida resident, I’ve had the privilege of listening to Glenn in his earlier years.  And I’ll tell ya — he is a man consistent in principles, consistent in coherency, and consistent in motivation.

He always lays it out clearly for everyone to understand, even against the powers of the liberal thought police.  He braved Clinton’s gestapo, and now he’ll combat Obama’s gulag.  It takes great valor for Glenn to bring up his disabled daughter to support our cause.  I know it must be difficult, especially as he struggles with other human weaknesses.

Despite this extreme adversity, he’s spearheaded our cause.  He’s been fighting the good fight against the prostitutes of ACORN and Barry’s communists like Van Jones.  He’s giving us his wisdom on how the battles should be fought, on how the resistance should be played.  Glenn is the Mahatma Gandhi (look it up if you don’t know who this is) to our conservative cause.  He’s been exposing the Obama oligarhy for what it is — a putrid entanglement of socialized bureaucracy and corporate greed attempting to choke us, the TAX-PAYERS, until we keel over.  And Glenn has been there, the voice of the voiceless, telling Obama ENOUGH is ENOUGH.

A senior townhaller peacefully demonstrates against Obamacare.  Glenn Beck is the voice for so many voiceless like this good citizen.

A senior townhaller peacefully demonstrates against Obamacare. Glenn Beck is the voice of so many voiceless like this good citizen.

He is not only my hero but also a hero of the American people.  And he deserves to be picked.  But I propose that after TIME does what little it can to right its wrongs by anointing Glenn, they should stop picking People of the Year.  Yes, I said it.  2009 should be the last year TIME gives out this “honor.”  Because an honor is only an honor when it is always given to those with honor.  And honestly, with all that Obama’s doing to end human life as we know it (keep in mind he is NOT pro-life and supports nuclear war and terrorism), Beck might as well be the last Person of the Year.

But all I’ve done is my job in presenting you the facts.  Should Glenn Beck be the final great Person of the Year?  You decide.

Moore condemns capitalism, reaps profits

…this Friday, I suggest you go to the movie theaters and make a stand. We’ve done it before at the Obamacare town halls. We’ll do it again at Moore’s film showings. Go there with signs of glory and tongues of wrath.

Liberal filmmaker Michael Moore will release his new documentary movie Capitalism: A Love Story this Friday. Now, I know what you all must be thinking: “Oh my gosh (remember, do not use God’s name in vain), not another boring educational film from this self-righteous fatso! O’er my dead body will I see it!”

Michael Moore guffawing as he takes our hard-earned American cash.  Notice his obese fingers hold his dangerous new movie.

Michael Moore guffawing as he takes our hard-earned American cash. Notice that despite oozing with obesity, his fingers keep hold of the tin inspiration for his dangerous new movie.

It’s true, Michael Moore is a huge hypocrite. He makes this film criticizing hard-working American CEOs for getting paid for doing honest work, yet he actually charges people to come and see his movie.  If he meant what he said, he’d be showin’ it for free!  He’s earning millions by lying to the American people. Don’t mind what he says about these rich folk driving our country into a so-called recession.

Wake up people! There is no recession! It was just a lie conjured up by the Democrats to take us to war in Afghanistan. They will always find some excuse to waste our tax money while making sure the terrorists have it easy. And since he’s helping them by brainwashing us, Moore’s a BIG part of the problem.

Some left-wing sympathizers will say he’s just making money off his honest work. But no, he’s not being honest! He’s just being fat.  He’s also a hypocrite.  And frankly, that absolutely negates whatever argument he’s trying to make. It’s simple logic; if I am X while at the same saying X is bad, then X is NOT bad.

A classy teabagger makes sure her message is heard.  This particular heroine wants to make our great language "offical."

A classy teabagger makes sure her message is heard. This particular patriot wants to make our great language "offical."

Rich folk are not bad guys. Making money is not evil. If we want all our money taken away and given away to do-nothings, then we’d be in Soviet Russia. So what if we’re in a capitalistic jungle? All it means is you need to make sure you know how to build a fire. It’s survival of the fittest. That’s the way God wanted it. So Capitalism: A Love Story is simply disgusting, and it’s obvious Moore is trying to shove his left-wing agenda — this anti-free market vitriol — down our throats.

But, my friends, I’ve got an idea. Instead of staying home baking cookies for orphans this Friday, I suggest you go to the movie theaters and make a stand. We’ve done it before at the Obamacare town halls. We’ll do it again at Moore’s film showings. Go there with signs of glory and tongues of wrath.

Let the more uninformed masses at the movies know the truth about what these liberals are really up to. And heck, while you’re there, you might just buy a ticket and rip it up just to show ’em no one, no matter how much obscene money or egghead “intelligence” they have, can step on YOU. People all over this country are angry and with good reason. Don’t let Moore and Obama’s thought police stop you from telling it like it is.

We’ve seen it once and we’ll see it again — Hollywood’s liberal silver screen is a cage for Ms. Liberty. It’s up to American heroes like us to rescue her. Teabag away.