Glenn Beck: Person of the Year 2009?

TIME would do the right thing by picking Glenn.  He’s shown nothing but courage all these years in the face of the socialist agenda.

Incoming reports indicate neutral FOX NEWS commentator Glenn Beck is being considered for TIME Person of the Year.  Of course, if he receives the so-called honor, he would have  shared it with the likes of Barry Hussein and another certain socialist fascist of yesteryear whose name rhymes with Zitler.

Adolf Hitler was the 1938 TIME Person of the Year.  Glenn Beck might be this year's Person of the Year.

Adolf Hitler was the 1938 TIME Person of the Year. Glenn Beck might be this year's Person of the Year.

You might be wondering why I call it a “so-called” honor.  Well, it is precisely because people can do anything from exterminating millions of people to dismantling the inherent fabric of our fragile society and still be recognized by that piece of literature — that ageless bastion of toxic liberal ideas — TIME magazine.  Our children are forced to read it in school and, God forbid, look up to these so-called People of the Year for inspiration.  I don’t know about you, but I certainly wouldn’t want MY future son to grow up to be the next Hitler.  Or even worse — the next Barry.

“So what?” you might say.  “At least they’re honoring Mr. Beck now.”

Well, that’s just the problem — inconsistency of principles.  I don’t care if you’re a trauma surgeon who saved thousands of lives in the operating room.  If you decide to pull the plug on my little Bubba just because the “tests” (the same “tests” you used to “prove” evolution, eh?) show he’s brain-dead, you’ve broken your code.  You’ve disobeyed God’s will.  You’ve mangled your own medical principles.  Let’s not even go into what should happen to you if you decide to abort a precious fetus in COLD blood.  I don’t care how many babies you save — you are a monster.

Glenn Beck is overcome by emotion as he fights the nefarious forces against us.  Beck cares a lot about the real American people.

Glenn Beck is overcome by emotion as he fights the nefarious forces against us. Beck cares a lot about the real American people.

TIME would do the right thing by picking Glenn.  He’s shown nothing but courage all these years in the face of the socialist agenda.  As a good ol’ Florida resident, I’ve had the privilege of listening to Glenn in his earlier years.  And I’ll tell ya — he is a man consistent in principles, consistent in coherency, and consistent in motivation.

He always lays it out clearly for everyone to understand, even against the powers of the liberal thought police.  He braved Clinton’s gestapo, and now he’ll combat Obama’s gulag.  It takes great valor for Glenn to bring up his disabled daughter to support our cause.  I know it must be difficult, especially as he struggles with other human weaknesses.

Despite this extreme adversity, he’s spearheaded our cause.  He’s been fighting the good fight against the prostitutes of ACORN and Barry’s communists like Van Jones.  He’s giving us his wisdom on how the battles should be fought, on how the resistance should be played.  Glenn is the Mahatma Gandhi (look it up if you don’t know who this is) to our conservative cause.  He’s been exposing the Obama oligarhy for what it is — a putrid entanglement of socialized bureaucracy and corporate greed attempting to choke us, the TAX-PAYERS, until we keel over.  And Glenn has been there, the voice of the voiceless, telling Obama ENOUGH is ENOUGH.

A senior townhaller peacefully demonstrates against Obamacare.  Glenn Beck is the voice for so many voiceless like this good citizen.

A senior townhaller peacefully demonstrates against Obamacare. Glenn Beck is the voice of so many voiceless like this good citizen.

He is not only my hero but also a hero of the American people.  And he deserves to be picked.  But I propose that after TIME does what little it can to right its wrongs by anointing Glenn, they should stop picking People of the Year.  Yes, I said it.  2009 should be the last year TIME gives out this “honor.”  Because an honor is only an honor when it is always given to those with honor.  And honestly, with all that Obama’s doing to end human life as we know it (keep in mind he is NOT pro-life and supports nuclear war and terrorism), Beck might as well be the last Person of the Year.

But all I’ve done is my job in presenting you the facts.  Should Glenn Beck be the final great Person of the Year?  You decide.

6 responses to “Glenn Beck: Person of the Year 2009?

  1. you’re an idiot.

    • Yeah, well you’re a pinko commie secularist bent on destroying our children and, even worse, taking away our beloved firearms & tobacco products!!!1! Tell me, Mr. Anonymous, how can I survive the apocalypse if Barry takes away my dip??

  2. I love satire.

  3. I must say, this is truly indistinguishable from Beck fundamentalism. Good work.

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